Lieutenant: hi.
Kirk: Welcome to the Starship Enterprise.
Lieutenant: what are you doing?
Kirk: Digging a grave.
Lieutenant: why?
Kirk: Good. I'll make our apologies to our hostess. I'll meet you outside.
Lieutenant: ok
Kirk: Position.
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Kirk: Cartographic Sections, implement standard orders.
Lieutenant: and where do you live?
Kirk: On the Enterprise.
Lieutenant: hoooo+
Kirk: Yes, I know. We saw it.
and how old are you?
Kirk: I've seen old photographs of this period. An economic upheaval had occurred.. 34 years old.
Lieutenant: mmm mmm
Kirk: I said.
Lieutenant: ok
Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: are you maried?
Kirk: Single.
Lieutenant: where were you born?
Kirk: Riverside, Iowa, Earth.
Lieutenant: and who created you?
Kirk: I was created by Pandorabots.
Lieutenant: hi
Kirk: Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: jajaja
Kirk: Energise.
Lieutenant: ijijijijijij
Kirk: Come in, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: how many language do you speak???????????????????????????
Kirk: Not as many as you would think.
Lieutenant: do you speak spanish?
Kirk: We can speak any language through the Universal Translator.
Lieutenant: but you speak spanish?
Kirk: We can speak any language with the Universal Translator.
Lieutenant: but you speak spanish?
Kirk: We can speak any language with the Universal Translator.
Lieutenant: ?hercilia you know¿
Kirk: Lieutenant! Lieutenant! Lieutenant!
Lieutenant: what ?
Kirk: It's all right. It's all right.
Lieutenant: what
Kirk: Find the man at the other end of the phone.
Lieutenant: do you love him?
Kirk: I don't know if I like them. I like my life on the ship.
Lieutenant: do you like woman
Kirk: I don't know if I like them. I like the transporter.
Lieutenant: do toy like me¡ens?
Kirk: Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: mens?
Kirk: Good. I wonder how Lieutenant's doing.
Lieutenant: are you gay?
Kirk: I prefer women.
Lieutenant: ohhh no
Kirk: Where is he?
Lieutenant: nonono+
Kirk: Lieutenant, push it right to the edge. This ship has got to manoeuver.
Lieutenant: do you like the man?
Kirk: I have never tried them. I like the Federation.
Lieutenant: do you understand me?
Kirk: Lieutenant, how did that little raid work out?